how to play the game

The things talked about below are for normal mode with normal difficulty, while some stuff is for hard.

Scroll down for info about other stuff.

>> 2019, new years eve

>tradition to anger a wizard on this day

>i anger one

>wizard screams at me "rargazam rogozom!"

>apparently now if i go insane i turn into a monster

>only way to break the curse is waiting a year

>oh frick 

>> 2020, stuck inside

>only have a cat and a computer

>> i press x to do my job on the computer

>my job can change

>i do my job to get 20 dollars (40 if your a baby)

>failing at my job makes me a little bit less sane

>> i press z to buy a cat on the computer

>100 dollars to buy a cat (50 if your a baby)

>cats help my sanity

>> i press c to fix the lights on my computer

>this place is very weird

>lights randomly turn off

>probs a power issue

>> i press k to play my game on the computer

>just got the game though

>don't know the controls

>back of the box says:

>"left and right to move"

>"press space to eat apples"

>"some apples don't wanna be eaten"

>"good luck"

>"also we are giving 200 dollars to everyone who won"

> i can get easily mad when i lose at games

> usually if i go mad i can go insane

> but when i win my game it feels so good

>> sometimes i get "gifts" (money) from friends

>the more money i have the more money they give for some reason

>> spacebar to attack

>recently these monsters have been trying to eat cats

>got a broom just in case they try

>also these things called "skinwalkers" i think idk

>they try to be cats

>i think they're trying to kill me though

>> if i survive for the year i beat the curse

>can't wait to do our family tradition

There are 2 phases in this game.

Normal has the 1st phase for the 1st half, and 2nd phase for the rest.

Easy makes it always the 1st phase.

Hard makes it always the 2nd phase. 

Baby mode is for babies.

Hell mode is torture for those down below.

Endless mode is, well endless. In endless, for 150 seconds, you're in the 1st phase. For the rest of time after that, you're in the 2nd phase. The longer you survive the more points you get.

The Win Coins are gained from winning, and are used to buy skins.